Domestic Tumbleweeds

This is what occurs when you live in an apartment full of hairy girls
Not to say that the girls (myself included) are overly hairy but well ya know
The couches in our apartment are probably the most uncomfortable seating you can get
Lets just say they make it uncomfortable to simply sit, lean on, spoon on etc
So as a result we resort to the floor, hey its brand new carpet.
I have got to say that we only have 3 girls in my apartment currently, but we cant all be home together and not be in the same room.
In fact if one of us is home and in the separate room we all gravitate to where they are.
Well this one night we were all on the floor, innocently doing homework
and there was a sudden storm of domestic tumbleweeds.
You may ask what a domestic tumbleweed is, well tends to consist of

pencil lead
lint
food crumbs
bobby pin
paper scraps
and about 5 different types of HAIR

You may find this absolutely disgusting, we did too and then we realized that...
they had invaded our apartment! At any given time we can find about 4-5 rustling around on the carpet. We find them EVERYWHERE. Simply just walking around and getting one stuck on your toes. Or they are wrapped around your laundry. Or if you drop something on the ground you go to pick it up and one decides to cling on as well. Or even in your own bed. Well the locations are endless.....EH PACHA!